I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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