Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
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