I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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