yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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