I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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