just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
