Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I think people are normalizing furries
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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