Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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