If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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