she was so not down for the gang bang
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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