My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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