I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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