Whoa Z and x make the same sound
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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