I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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