forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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