either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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