Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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