Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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