im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
sex in a hospital.. check
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Randomize
