I think I died a long time ago.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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