Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
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