Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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