What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I can't turn off my feet"
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
