i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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