it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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