he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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