So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
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