Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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