If i come over, it means nothing
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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