Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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