Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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