Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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