It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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