i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
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