i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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