please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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