Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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