idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
It's official drugs can't kill me
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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