rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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