is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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