is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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