found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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