It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
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