Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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