you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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