She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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