We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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