no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
