Just look for the house with the beer knights.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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