I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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