absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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